KILTED IN THE MORNING
(1) Step out of shower open closet
(2) Stare
(3) Put on bathrobe and go to the kitchen to make coffee
(4) walk in front of closet
(5) Stare
(6) Go get more coffee
(7) Put on shirt
(8) Put on kilt
(9) Get more coffee
(10) Decide shirt doesn’t go with kilt
(11) Change shirt
(12) Get more coffee
(13) Look in mirror
(14) Decide that the first shirt would go better with a different kilt
(15) Change shirt
(16) Change kilt
(17) Get more coffee
(18) Put on belt
(19) Reconsider about the shirt
(20) Ignore sarcastic inquiry from wife if I intend to finishing dressing during this decade
(21) Get more coffee
(22) Put on hose
(23) Put on flashes
(24) Decide against those particular flashes, and take them off
(25) Coffee
(26) Change hose
(27) Put on different flashes
(28) put on sgian don’t
(29) Notice that I didn’t put on sporran
(30) Take off belt
(31) Put on sporran
(32) Put on belt
(32) Have second thoughts about the whole outfit
(33) Dodge various thrown objects from wife
(34) Walk into the kitchen ready to start the day! (Though I’m vaguely annoyed that someone has drunk all the coffee.)
Last edited by Panache; 25th July 06 at 02:18 PM.
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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