I start off with the First 3 S's.
Then:

1) Hose/socks go on
2) Shod myself with hiking boots or goth style "Skull Krusher" boots (3 inch thick soles), depending on my look for the day
3) Put on shirt according to my style of dress for the day
4) Wrap kilt about my ****
5) Fasten an appropriate belt about my girth, usually black, with either black or silver pyramid shaped studs on the belt in 3 rows
6) STRONG hair gel in my hair and spiked, or a solid black Glengary with a Clan Baird clan crest pin on the hat
I don't have a sporan yet, so, that's moot.
7) A nice single malt shot or a cold black n tan in my gob!
8) Repeat 7
9) Repeat 8
10) Repeat 9
11) etc, ditto, so on and so forth!