My most Gordon Cousin Turpin,

I gotta tell you, you have the stance, the posture, the kilted attitude down pat. Don't change that one bit. You're definately House of Gordon.

You've had good suggestions on the fashion part.

I'm with the others on I doubt that stuff they make SWKs out of will stand up long to a metal chain. Get thee to leather for sporran straps.

I'm deeply in love with the Black and Decker Gizmo...a hand steam rig with a sort of duck bill clamp to tame wild pleats and zap out wrinkles after wearing a kilt. That might help with rebellious pleats.

Ron