I know there's a few carrottops here, so I'd thought I'd post these.

What's the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal

If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours

How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

How do you get a Redhead to argue with you?
Say something.