I always say that it takes two hands to handle a whopper.

But seriously, I tend to ignore anyone who wants to stare. Heck, I was a little interested myself the first time I had to go in a kilt. And we must admit that seeing a man in a kilt taking a whiz in the head is not something one sees everyday.

Cut 'em some slack and give 'em the benefit of the doubt. You can always say that you prefer the lower urinal since the water is so cold . . . and deep, too.