Gents, ladies, rogues, rapscallions, the rabble in general:

I want to have a t-shirt made up, but I'm having trouble nailing down the wording. I think I've made progress, but I'm not sure if I've finished it off.

I was thinking of a black t-shirt, with white lettering, in a Times New Roman font, lower case.

"Everybody puts their pants on one leg at a time

Everybody but me."

Would "everyone" work better in place of "everybody"?

Variants? Improvements? Egg nog recipes?