DEKS night out.

[turpin]

CMT the Country Music Channel. I personally don't watch, but Turpin and Grynner knew who these starlets were.

I didn't know who they were, honest. I've never seen the show, or even the movie that started this all. These young ladies are just working their way through college dancing on bar tops clad in the least they can get away with on TV.

Tell me again why we wear the sporran.

OK Frank, here it is. The sporran holds your worldly goods, and protects your worldly goodies from the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to, while also protecting the world from the consequences of $external influences on your worldly goodies.