Cloves:

Yeah, I'll fess up. I wear a kilt every day. I haven't worn pants, or short pants, in . . . dang, a couple of years at least. And I'm mostly the only guy running around Houston in a kilt. When I went to the Highland Games last year, it just felt so wrong, all these guys running around in kilts everywhere. I wasn't proud that they were honoring their heritage (or just flashing some calf)---I was irked that these POSERS were out here DOING MY THING.

I take deep breaths, and think to myself, "Share the love, dude, share the love."