Kilted at the Bar Mitzvah party

[Mr. MacDougall]

Seriously, I thought from your posts you were a struggling college student enjoying the single life (after a Navy stint), how in the he!! do you pull Hannah Montana out of that?

I had no idea anyone was paying that close attention. Indeed, sir, you have identified me most exceedingly precisely. But, er, you have missed one essential fact. I have never entirely grown up, despite my age, and as a consequence, I love the Disney Channel exceedingly well.

Indeed, my humble television set, here in the dorm, is rarely tuned to but three channels... Disney, History, and Science Fiction.

I have seen much in my time of violence, of unkindness, and of all those ills which are the estate of man. I find it refreshing to watch shows which are innocent and pure, as indeed are those of the Disney Channel.

And I have been reading Jane Austin, so please excuse my stilted language. I do find that it comes on when reading her, or Anthony Trollope, or even Mr. P. G. Wodehouse.