My son's 2 years old. My wife swears up and down that he'll never don a kilt. (Ha! I say!) Last night, i was sorting some laundry. My sporran was on the table, closed, and my kilt was hanging up. He, being the kind of little boy who HAS to figure out how something works, picks up my sporran and starts to try to undo the snap enclosure (it's an SWK economy sporran).

To which i say, "Nick can you say 'sporran'?"