I recently started a diet and exercise problem to cut down my weight. I've lost 9 pounds, so far. The problem is, at this rate, the kilt I just bought is going to be too big soon.

I think I've found a way around it, though. I can buy a new, smaller, kilt. Then, when my current kilt is too small, I can give it to my girlfriend to rework so it fits again. While she's doing that, I can wear the smaller kilt. Then when that one is too big, I'll buy a third smaller kilt to wear while the first two are reworked, and so forth. I can keep this up until I reach my target weight, and I have a closet full of kilts.

What do you think?