Quote Originally Posted by Panache View Post
At one point I was the floor manager of a large pet department and had to assist a customer who wanted some information on tarantulas.

Customer: Is there a difference in having a male tarantual vs. a female tarantula as a pet?

Panache: Good question, there is one actually. The males only live 3-4 years then die. The females if well cared for can live for up to 20 years.

Customer: (looking at spider in display case) How do I know if that one is a male or female?

Panache: Well if you purchase it and make sure to take take of it right and it drops dead in 2-3 years, it's a male.




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Jamie
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