Quote Originally Posted by scoutniagara View Post
Come on, McMurdo. You know you've got your heart set on having a kilt of this camo colour, to contrast with your Isle of Skye.

Grant would be ticked, though, 'cause you'd get all of the kilt checks.
Easy on the pink death camo lads, Steve will need about ten yards of that for my plastic flamingo hunting kilt. Last time out I only got one lonely plastic bird before the authorities caught up with me and bought me a coffee (while we were doing the paperwork ) .

Terribly embarrassing. I did not even get a chance to explain that I was engaged in a catch & release hunt sponsored by F.L.O.C.K. (Flamingo Lawn Ornament Church of the Kindred).

Must have been those khaki bermuda shorts I had on. No protection from the empire whatsoever.

But with the power of the pink death kilt I might catch the daily limit before the storm troopers even know the season has been opened.

Of course if I had a maroon kilt clad plastic flamingo hunting guide the sky would be the limit.