I got asked "How do you go to the bathroom in that?" once in a crowded pub mens room , my reply; "Pretty easy"
"Is that a knife in your sock?" " Uh.. Yes".
"Why do you have a knife in your sock?" "Because the pistol makes me walk funny"
"Is that your clan tartan?" "No, I'm Irish, these are gang colors"
Order of the Dandelion, The Houston Area Kilt Society, Bald Rabble in Kilts, Kilted Texas Rabble Rousers, The Flatcap Confederation, Kilted Playtron Group.
"If you’re going to talk the talk, you’ve got to walk the walk"
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