Yep, I suffer from Dunlaps disease! That may be one of the small reasons that I like kilts. I look skinnier in kilts, cause the natural waist of a kilt is higher, and tends to pull my gut in. Also the wider belt of the kilt has more control over the massive gut, that I'm trying to get rid of.

On a side note - do you know that I lost weight on my recent cruise? That only proves that there must be fewer calories in booze than in food, cause I sure did drink my share!