Originally Posted by
Riverkilt
. . . age wreaks havoc with the mind. . . .
Some time ago (see what Ron means?) one of the cable channels ran a special in honor of Bob Hope's 100th birthday. One of the clips they showed was of Bob delivering this bit:
"There are four stages of senility. In the first you forget names and in the second, faces. In the third you forget to zip up and in the fourth, to zip down."
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"No man is genuinely happy, married, who has to drink worse whiskey than he used to drink when he was single." ---- H. L. Mencken
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