Quote Originally Posted by Monkey@Arms View Post
Prince John:

"Who says, "poor John"?
Don't everybody sob at once.

My God, if I went up in flames,
there's not a living soul...

who'd pee on me
to put the fire out.

Prince Richard:

Let's strike a flint and see.
For you, Jake I shall make the extra effort. Be advised I have been known to suffer from stage fright though.