Actually, I announced that I would henceforth always wear a kilt when going golfing.

Since then, not one person who heard me say that has called to suggest that we go out.

My friends are nice people but they are total wusses.

You know what friends are? Remember the line attributed to General Sherman: "Grant stuck by me when I was depressed and I stuck by him when he was drunk."? Well, I've stuck by all of these guys when they were depressed and drunk.


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