Yesterday there was a certain Kansas State history professor at the brewpub I frequent, I mean practically live at that stated men are slaves to drab colors, he wanted to wear brighter colors more patterns, and he even mentioned lipstick. Well, being newly kilted, not at the time, the US Army would not allow me to have such liberty. I told him to wear a kilt. He said no! Just do not understand wearing a kilt would give everything he desires minus the lipstick.