OK, now I am really going to step on my pipes! I am not in Omaha, bad enough that the Army has dragged me to Kansas, but Nebraska, that’s even worse. Not your fault, I had better update my profile to let everyone know where I presently hang my hat.

I liked your reply, and I realize the kilt police don't parole the Kansas / Nebraska area that much, and I bet I was the only person wearing a kilt in Manhattan Kansas last weekend.