I've had the 'pleasure' of saying--'Good girls don't ask--Naughty girls find out'.
Also, 'Socks and shoes-can't you see? I ususally see a red blush appear on
their faces as they try to 'hide' their smiles. I've never had anyone try
to 'check-it-out', but-I guess there is always the first time.......

Then there is the question of 'Why the kilt?'
I usually answer...Why not! It's a great piece of clothing.

Uncle Al
Duncanville, TX