Whereas Tartan Day is on Sunday this year,

And whereas Jack of the Wood Pub hosts the Celtic Music Jam each Sunday evening,

And whereas we haven't had a decent kilt night in Asheville in months.

Be it resolved that all kilt-wearing men and kilt-loving women within a reasonable driving distance from the metropolis of Asheville, North Carolina, shall assemble at the aforementioned Jack of the Wood Pub on the evening of April 6th, 2008 for a bodacious kilt night event.