OK, she's being silly...but....



Camouflage, from NeoKilt


tartan from NeoKilt



also from Neokilt (I think)



OK, let's say you HATE PLAID....you just absolutely bloody HATE anything plaid, 'cause it makes you look like some dowdy so-and-so and it's boring and it makes everybody look fat and on and on and on.

OK.

So get a solid color skirt in a color that's in your man's tartan, and wear that with a simple scoop-neck tshirt. If you get it from Neokilt they'll do some cool embroidery on it for you.





Are you into embroidery? Well could you not make yourself an X-Kilt, tapered to fit your hips, in a solid color to match your mans tartan and embroider a celtic design along the apron?

How about something like this


or this



on an olive or brown colored X-kilt, worn next to your mans Weathered tartan kilt? There are places that can take any 1-2-3-4-5-6 color artwork available as a .jpg or .gif or .bmp file and put it into their computerized embroidery machines and crank out a custom job for you in a couple of days, if you're not into it, yourself.

Perhaps a simple, lightweight black pleated kiltskirt with a clan crest patch sewn in where a man would wear a kilt pin on his kilt?