I agree let's keep our jabs in the humorous arena. In the case of my Lamont Clan, the Campbells are like the kid in school who the teacher saw hitting the boy who just hit him. The teacher did not see the first blow

The Lamont's had many less publicized "incidents" against their neighbors the Campbells. they lived next to each other for hundreds of years and intermarried a lot... what better cause of arguments

I swear I have no idea how those Campbell sheep wandered onto our Lamont land and fell into the bar b que pit?
mighty tasty

The Lamont modern tartan looks almost like the Black Watch.