I went to the local Memorial day Parade in town. A bunch of us from church always waaatch parades in the same spot. Just as the first faint notes of the pipe band are heard, everyone looks at me and says Hey Frank, here comes the pipe band.. I wasn't wearing my kilt because I had my Red, White and blue shirt on. I figured it would clash with the kilt.. So I wore jeans. ---Actually they were Frank's.