Quote Originally Posted by Squeaky McMurdo View Post
Shucks, and here I've always thought it was so named because it was made o' kiwi poop (the bird, not the NZers you sickos!)

kidding...


Oh, so now my "cheap" shoes are really polished with bird poop! Well, what else would they be polished with!

Yes, yes, yes, I know; the kiwi birds were just sitting in the shoe trees, and that is how it happened.

And, yes I know, most of my shoe trees are "cheap" plastic shoe trees. I put a cotton sock with a sprig of rosemary from my garden over the shoe tree when I put them in my shoes.

Pesky little birds...