Whoa cousin!

You're a braver man than I to wear a skunk "there." I'd be afraid of sending the wrong message to the pretty ladies.....

And, in price quality service options price is meant to be low price for the product. The fair price for the workmanship is in the quality. Methinks you did get two of the three for sure, the BEST two.

The top photo makes a strong argument for a jaunt up to Canada...if only I weren't so olde....

Ron