Kilts and Hawaiian Shirts

[McFarkus]

I must leap in here (those who know me will expect me to) and beg you NOT to wear Hawaiian shirts with tartan kilts. For the safety of the eyesight of your friends and family you really should not do this. Wear them with plain coloured traditional or contemporary kilts but please, not with tartan.

The tartans we wear are beautiful works of art (as, I am sure, are Hawaiian designs); they should be seen to their best advantage, standing alone and without something else alongside elbowing in for equal attention. Nothing should be allowed to compete with the beauty of our individual tartans, not even a mix of different tartans being worn on one body - which is almost, but not quite, as bad as putting an Hawaiian shirt with a gorgeous tartan kilt!

I have said all this many times before. I have said it again now and, no doubt, I will be obliged to repeat it in the future - if I am spared.

Hear my plea - and please do not do it!

Take care,
Ham.
(Who has sunk to his knees in deep meditation!)

So it is written, so it shall be done.