Quote Originally Posted by pdcorlis View Post
Its never too late to order another kilt...
Oh yes it is. Like at 4 am after not sleeping and thinking it's a good time to order some random ugly tartan, and not realizing you actually did it until it arrives on your doorstep. That's why all the infomercials are on at that time of the day, after the adult phone line and GGW commercials have finished, because the tired people need spatulas with radios...

(I have ordered odd things that time of the morning, though much of that stuff I get at Walmart or CVS. (Or Jungle Jim's if I am down that way)

Like Dryer Balls, Bra Buddy (my wife likes that one) and some blue pasta cooking microwave bowl that I use all the time to make mac and cheese.

God only knows how many kilts with baseball team logos on them would sell if they had an infomercial on at 4 am.