Quote Originally Posted by Ted Crocker View Post
At least you found the holes before you were at work in a meeting with the boss's, boss's boss to evaluate the worth of your existance... in the company.
My boss is my mom. who thinks kilts are dresses and worn by crossdressers, I used the line about her being in pants, and she said 'then let the gays fight to wear dresses' and walked away.

I can't believe I can trace her ancestors all the way back to De Gordon line in the 12th century.