Quote Originally Posted by fluter View Post
This sounds like a job for... diced hose. You might cover several tartans with a pair of diced hose in red/white, red/green, ???



Ah yes, an old joke but a good one! I have more skirts than many women I know. Get her the T-shirt from USAK that says "I wear the pants in this relationship."
They do diced as well, you choose any 2 colors.