In order not to hijack another's thread I poise for you entertainment and edification a question that is purely hypothetical in nature: What if you Hate your family or Clan tartan?

I know go to a universal; but what other alternatives could we come up with that would not violate the"Tartan Law" or the "Kilt Police" in general?

A follow up to this question would be : what if your clan tartan is not normally manufactured? In my case in point the Birse is close to a Stewart Hunting, would it be wrong to wear the Stewart Hunting and tell people that it is close to my family's tartan, but due to cost that tartan is prohibitive?
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