Proper attire for attending a (large) horse race?

[runewolf]

So semi-dress is okay for mini-horse races, too?

I won't even ask if it's appropriate for Shetland pony races. That's a no-brainer.

Now, who would win a race: Ditka, a mini-horse or runewolf in a kilt? And it's a regular-sized Ditka, not a mini-Ditka.

With my bum ankle, the horse would win hands down unless I tripped and fell on it lol