'Scuse me for wandering into the men's room but this is too good to resist.

About that bee -- I read a few years ago that a urinal company had started to put the bee in as a target. Given a target, men aimed for it, and establishments found they had an easier clean-up job in the area.

And:
On his first trip to France, my father -- in his late 50s at the time, which was mid-1970s -- was rather startled while using a French public convenience. Here came the French charwoman, bustling in and practically pushing him aside so she could swab it out! Culture clash for sure.

At least she had a good excuse for being there. I'll leave now (for now ).