Sharp turnout! Like how you've made the "look" work.

Who sewed up the kilt for you?

And as for the sporran...you can either not wear one (wear a jacket or vest to hold your "stuff" instead) or you can do what I do when driving with a sporran - just move it to your left side, out of the way when driving. Leave it there until you've exited the car, then slide it back to center front. Can't do that easy and wiser move with them sporran hanger thingies.

Ron