Ok, my wife calls me from work today to tell me something funny she saw. She was in line for McD's for lunch and noticed a car parked that had a bumper sticker that read, "Got Kilt? because sheep can hear zippers from 500 yards away." And she thought that was the funniest thing and had to call me. Well, I thought it was really funny too! And it made me think of all you guys...My idea is this, how 'bout everyone post a kilt joke on here and see how many we can put together? I've seen a few on the web before, but I'm willing to bet some of you have really good ones! :butt: