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9th April 09, 11:16 PM
#6
 Originally Posted by lethearen
Other than the classic blue-ribbon joke, the only one I know is a variation of yours.
Why do the Scots wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a hundred yards away.
Why do the Irish wear kilts? Because a Scotsman can hear a zipper two hundred yards away.
LOL I like the 2nd of the two! 
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