The controversy was whether that brand of hose was all it has been purported to be, and had nothing to do with you in particular. I think that sometimes photography distorts our perception (for the better or worse) and in introducing those hose to us , one characterstic was exaggerated.

I think it's indisputable, however, that you have a great sense of style and know who you are, and there can be no controversy in that.

Regards,
Rex.