Quote Originally Posted by Rex_Tremende View Post
If your bride is going to go fishing up your kilt for the garter, why not surprise everyone and have her pull out a tartan tie? have the guys catch something they could use.
Regards,
Rex.
Sorry...but I wouldn't wear anything around my neck that some dude was hiding under his kilt. I doubt I would even try to catch it. Run away...run away! Anyone have a HASMAT suit?

Sorry, just couldn't resist. Lots of images came to mind and I had to let them out.