"... I can remember one wierdo who attended the same church I did in the Hollywood/Los Feliz area who would wear a kilt and stockings with Skean Dhu stuck in them. If he had worn full Highland regalia it would not have been quite so bizarre, but he would mate this apparel with an ordinary button-down shirt and necktie. I always thought it was much as though I wanted to stress the Dutch side of my pedigree by mating an ordinary blazer and tie with those baggy Dutch breeches and wooden shoes!"

Oh no!