I saw this on another forum I am on from time to time (it is part of the local newspaper's forum) and I thought you were going to post something like the following.

My 19 year old granddaughter sometimes will wear short shorts or short skirts. She said today while walking in Kroger's parking lot some guy in a truck asked her did she have any underpants on under that skirt. She just told him to go on about his business. I told her if anyone asked her that again just to simply say " You don't see any flies, do you?"