So a lady I work with, who has asked others here questions when I wear a kilt to the office (which is once or twice a week), finally said something to me today. (I'm kilted today.) I had gotten a cup of coffee and was on my way back to my office, past her desk, and she said, "Are you in a band?"

"No," I replied.

"Oh, so ... do you play the bagpipes?"

"No."

"Oh ... so ... you ... just have that outfit?"

"Yes."

The look on her face at that point was priceless. I believe you can find it in the dictionary under "bemused."