True James, but look at what I was comparing them too.

It just seemed strange that Alan would ask about large Toppers from Mikey.

I just stretched out the three pair of Mikey's Toppers I have here in the shop and they will almost go around a beer keg.

I'm sorry but Alan just doesn't come close to maxing out a Pair of Big Mikey Hose Toppers.

So I'm afraid I will have to stand by my description.