Hilarious!

I s'pose, were your small knife challenged, you could pop back to the kitchen and borrow a bread knife to stick down your sock!

My pocket knife goes everywhere with me. Usually it's strapped to my gym bag, sometimes it's on my belt, it comes with me to work every day, my boss does the same...if anyone ever asked about a sgian, I'd just tell 'em it's a pocket knife, and the appropriate place to wear it is in my sock . That's just the plain truth of it...

There's no accounting for people who are easily offended, or walk through life in a cloud of paranoia. IIWY, I'd keep my pocket knife close in church like I do any other time of day...maybe take the nice one rather than the beat up one...but I bet most don't care, and the one who speaks up probably speaks up about everything else under the sun . A man should never be without a sturdy pocket knife! Wear it if you want to wear it, or don't, if you don't feel it appropriate.

-Sean