Commercial Break
Kitchen, Great Hall of X Marks the Scot
We see Arlen looking around the room with a look of distaste.
Dee walks in and sees Arlen. “What’s wrong?” he asks.
“Can’t you smell it?” Arlen replies.
Dee sniffs the air and immediately frowns. “Yes, what is that awful stench?”
“I don’t know. I’ve been trying to find the source all morning. It seems like it’s only in the air.”
“Have you tried the Odor X-tinct?” Dee asks.
“No, what’s that?”
Dee goes over to the cabinet and pulls out a spray can. “Odor X-tinct,” he says, showing Arlen the can. “It’s a new product from I.C.E. for neutralizing odors. The all natural ingredients actually combine with the odor molecules in the air and trap them, leaving the air completely fresh.” Dee sprays the product throughout the kitchen.
“Take another whiff,” he tells Arlen.
Arlen again sniffs the air and smiles at the result. “Amazing,” he says, “The odor has disappeared.”
“That’s the Odor X-tinct,” he says. “It works every time.”
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
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