I ALWAYS wear something under my kilt at church. We have a lot of rug rats around and I don't want to scare the children.

I met a somewhat older young lady me (about 19) a while ago (I use the word lady to give her the benefit of the doubt) and, when asked THE QUESTION I responded that as a gentleman I would never ask her the same question. She replied," a thong." And proceeded to unzip her jeans to show me. I managed to walk away from this encounter with her question still unanswered.