Quote Originally Posted by WClarkB View Post
it would seem that hip-huggers vs hi-rise kilt makes
a demure revelation of undies unequal
Thus we of the kilt must needs to decide
on a method to show the pre-pubescent who
contrary to manners and parental advice
do ask us and ask us "what wears thou man, UNDER"
I suggest to my peers, if such be bespoke, that for events
and exchanges where such is allowed
that we don surfer baggies so none may be cowed
when we are our tartans up flipped are allowed