"I have no idea what you are talking about"

"Hey who are those people in white........and why are they not wearing kilts?"

"Quit poking me with those pointy things I am trying to sew here!"

"Oh wow, if you turn this tartan sideways the colours change"

"The colours, the colours............ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"






Mr Mender is taking a nap and cannot be bothered , please leave now and take all that tartan with you!