KARCing- Criminal Code of Canada

Misdemeanor

"Any public display and /or inappropriate use of an artificial animal form which causes unsolicited laughter, chuckles or otherwise disrupts the well being of the general public. Such inappropriate uses to include walking, consuming or wearing of said artificial animal."

Minimum penalties shall begin at 120 hours of community service or writing one thousand times "I want to be like Mike." dependant on the ruling of the court.

Repeat offences will result in the offence being elevated to the level of felony.