Hamish has his own theme music that plays at appropriate moments in his day (waking, walking outside, getting in a fight with ninjas etc, etc).

Hamish has transcended grammatical tense and moved beyond being a noun/subject.
For Example "That is very Hamish, isn't it?" "He Hamished that one (I think I heard this one at the British Open)."

Hamish is to the Kilt what Chuck Norris is to....pretty much everything else. They are, in fact the original and greatest dynamic duo. You ought to see Hamish do a roundhouse kick to a bikers face when he's wearing his Buchanan Weathered.